~Zelly~

* Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. (unless I start the conversation)

* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

* Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

* We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

* Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.

* Return favors: we massage, you massage: we go down, you go down: we shave, you shave (and not just your face).

* We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

* Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

* Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

* Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

* Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding ...we ALWAYS win

* Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

* If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

* We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

* We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
 
* Clean your room before we come over.

* Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

* When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.

* Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.

* Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

* If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.

* Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

* Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.

* Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

* Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

* Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.

* When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.